The moustache-less and desperate..

Frankly,

I’m confused. Two years ago I wrote a brief and somewhat flippant blog post that happened to mention fake moustaches. To this day, I get hundreds of search hits from people searching for “fake moustaches.” Who are these legions of folk, hunting desperately for fake moustaches? Do you they seek to hide naked top lips from social ridicule? Are they spies in search of suitable disguise? Is there a new Freemason rite involving false facial hair? Should I view the luxuriant facial bristles of my friends and acquaintances with suspicion? 

Perhaps false moustachios could be the next dotcom boom.

Yours in bare face solidarity

x

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